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My entry was so long it exceeded the character limit. So here we go... continuing.
20th Mar
Ahh this day was highly amusing. We intended to go to HI Hostel for the Friday Night Karaoke nights. Got a taxi there because it's on the other side of Tunnel Mountain. On arrival we discovered that it wasn't open, on accounts of some Aussie DJ's being in Banff and everyone was there. So we decided to walk downtown in the dark. We found a trail leading down and found this really REALLY nice area. It must be the posh area of Banff. There were steps leading down to the road along a rocky cliff face. The cliff face had pine trees growing on it which were being lit up form underneath. You could see down the street, lamplights gently illuminating the road. It had a strangely European feel to it and was ever so gorgeous.
When we reached downtown we tried to go into a few pubs but some had a cover charge. We eventually found where the Aussie DJ's were playing (at Wild Bills) who were responsible for us having to change our evening plans. We couldn't even get in there because of a cover charge. So we just trolled around. First to The Paddock, then the Olde Irish Pub, where there was live music, so that was nice. And lastly the Magpie and Stump where I had my first Tequila shot. I don't have an opinion on that drink. I can live without it but it wasn't as gross as everybody has been saying. It's probably the licking of the salt and then the sucking on a lime that makes it more gross than it should be, ehehe!
We finished off our night walking back up the hill to the Banff Centre, laughing loudly.
21st Mar
I was enjoying my day off, sitting at home when Adam rocked up and said we should go to The Hoodoos. The Hoodoos are a natural rock formation, as well as the Mountain Range behind Tunnel Mountain.
We started our track, because it was a simply lovely day and I hate being couped up inside. It had been rather on the warmish side for days before and it hadn't snowed in weeks so I was overjoyed about the fact that most of the snow had melted. You could see the ground, the brown grass slowly starting to regain life after having been squashed and flattened from months of snow pressing down on it. You could smell the scent of Pine Trees in the air, the river was starting to flow again and birds could be heard and squirrels seen. It made me super happy. Months of deathly quiet finally superseded by mother nature breathing life into the world. On the walk I found a skull of... I don't know what it was. Probably a rat. I kept it till it started falling apart a few days later. Then I threw it out. Ili doens't know the meaning of 'biohazard'. But it's ok.... it was clean and no bits of flesh attached at all.
This is 'Third Beach'. Or 'Turd Beach' as all the Frenchies pronounce it. A beach..... oh it is so laughable! And that is the steep side of Tunnel Mountain you see there towering above it.

It was seriously warm..... like... 8 degrees! Rundel on my right, the Hoodoos mountain range in the background.


We got to a meadow. I think that was the highlight of my day. A brown meadow. But big open space with little to no snow. Mmm!


Along the way to The Hoodoos I heard this sound like a gunshot going off in the distance, reverberating around the valley. A moment of silence and then a rush like thunder rumbling or a wave crashing. Adam informed me that was the sound of an avalanche. Was very cool!
After a while we got to Tunnel Mountain Road and a bunch of car parks for lazy people who don't want to actually hike to the Hoodoos. It served as a very nice view of the valley.
Rundel to the left, Tunnel Mountain, a little mole hill in the middle there, sheltering the town of Banff behind it, and Cascade on the right. You can see the white band which is the Bow River, snaking through. I like lookouts like this. Lets me orientate myself and understand where exactly I currently am.

Here's another panorama a little further along the trail.

You know... the really amusing thing is... I don't actually have any decent photos of the Hoodoos. Go all that way and don't even bother to take a photo of them. They honestly weren't that impressive at all. Just a few craggy rocks surrounded by trees. The walk itself was more fun and interesting than the destination. So just Google if you want to see what they look like, I guess.
Actually.... here you go.

That's what they look like.
Just imagine they are in the middle of that above picture, below where that ring of river flows. You can 'just' see the very top tip of the Hoodoos poking up from where I cropped the picture, ehehe!
Adam and I stopped to eat some rock hard muesli bars and then headed back home.

We got kind of lost. We took the trail going along the road. Decided it was really ugly and slushy to walk up there so we decided to descend towards where we knew the lower trail was, on which we walked to get to our destination. Sure... we were lost but we couldn't have gotten too lost as long as we kept heading down. We'd hit the cliff face eventually. It was fun bush bashing our way through the undergrowth but also came across some super icy spots and amazingly slushy mud puddles. We found the trail eventually. It was more sensible to walk off the trail because there wasn't snow anywhere except for on the trail. Go figure why that is.
Look, MOSS!

At some point Adam attacked me with slushy snowballs and I vowed revenge. This is an important thing to remember as you read on.
We eventually made it to lower ground where the river could be seen and walked along again. We opted to walk on the icy, snowed on river bank instead of climbing a massive hill which we traversed before. That was rather scary because you couldn't see what was solid ground and river. But there were footsteps preceding us so we bravely, or foolishly trudged along, hugging the cliff face where we could.

We made it back to solid ground safely. We eventually got back to the meadow. But just before we reached it I grabbed a fist full of snow and threw it down Adams back and ran for my life to the safety of the no snow zone. I got him back so good we called a truce but I kept a wary eye on him for the remainder of the walk.
Look, MORE MOSS!
I like moss.
We then had to walk up a really steep bit which seemed to take for ages because it was the very last leg of the journey before we hit the Banff Centre.
The very next day we got a huge dumping of snow, so I was amused and very thrilled about the fact that we had gone for that walk when we did.
Also, on that evening I made good on my promise to draw a portrait of Adam as a birthday presen to him, since I've been drawing everyone else since I've been here. I should charge people or something.
22nd Mar
The only thing I remember about that day is that there was a farewell party happening in Props for three people who were leaving. I sat down there for a while, stealing Steve's tomatoes from his plate of food. That's what I like to do, make an appearance for maybe an hour or so, say good-bye and then go back to my room to sleep. Mmmmm, sleeeeeep!
23rd Mar
Went downtown with Kylie and Adam to the Spaghetti Factory for $10 dinner. It was so good... well.... it's more like quantity instead of quality. You can get a decent meal for cheap... cheap service and cheap taste but it was still great. You get bread... the bread was so good, we nearly couldn't finish our main pasta-y meal because of the bread, and then ice cream. Amazingly delicious ice cream. So yes.... Spaghetti Factory... don't expect too much, but you will get well fed for cheap moneys.
24th Mar
We went on a Banff Centre Staff Ski Day. Was only $45, which was great.
Went with Kylie, Fiona and Dan. We had a really fun day out.
Ignore the blurriness of Dan's camera.


Dan was really impressive on the snowboard. He's been going since he was eight or something, although he hadn't been in a few years so he was a bit rusty. But not rusty enough to show us all up. The two of us had a feud going. He attacked me with snow, I attacked him back and then rode for my life down the slope. He got me back while I was sitting down by riding right past me and kicking up a blizzard of snow and ice into my face. Then later when we were back at the bottom of the ski hill he rode down to me on his board sitting on it like it was a toboggan, making it very easy for me to kick snow in his face... repeatedly. He admitted defeat and all was well.
We went up Angel Express. I couldn't make it to the beginner run so had to settle for going down a black run, which I couldn't manoeuvre away from. It wasn't that bad... the only difficult thing was that the beginning of it was utterly blinding. It was whiter than white... you couldn't see anything... not where the bumps where, not where the terrain dipper. It was a freakish whiter than white. But then the terrain became more normal colour as you went past the jump park. Dan and I lost Kylie on the way somewhere so we decided to head towards the Continental Express, a chairlift we all agreed on meeting at when we were done with Angel Express. Fiona, Dan and I waited for Kylie for about ten minutes before giving up on her and taking the very very very long chairlift up.
I was scared of Continental, coz it was so very high up and every time I have gazed upon it the very top has been covered in cloud. Going up on the lift there was a sign that said 'Welcome to British Columbia' around the end of the Angel Express lift, and then a minute later we hit a sign saying 'Welcome back to Alberta'. As I have said... the Continental divide amuses me because you can hop between provinces. When we reached the top of the Continental we were in the middle of a white out, when it had been clear while we were still on the lift. Typical that a cloud would roll across just as we land. So we flung ourselves into the cloudy whiteness which was thrilling but man, Dan and I were overjoyed when the cloud blew away and we could see again. Fiona abandoned us to go along a black run so I just guessed at where I had to go and found myself on a green run. The wind rushed past just the way I like it, and made the ride all the more thrilling. Then with much dread I found my way to the beginning of the Angel Express green run, which has the horrible flat bits. Dan and I couldn't find a way to avoid it so we just went for it. As per usual, I fell over again on the flat run and had to walk all the way to where the hill started again.
We all met up at the Angel Express lift, bar Kylie, and were debating whether to go back up or wait for Kye to come up or something. We decided to just head back up, musing about the fact that maybe we'll see her on the way up. We did, in fact, see her on the way up. Yelled out to her and waved like lunatics. The four of us where finally then reunited at the top of Angel Express.
After that run we decided to call it a day, head into Trappers and rest before we went back down to the base and waited for everyone from the Banff Centre to get back together so we could head home.
In the evening we headed down to Wild Bills for Karaoke.... for some reason Adam was really adamant about Karaoke, but the funny thing was... we were foiled again. No karaoke at HI the week before, no Karaoke at Wild Bills this week, because they had... I do believe... an aussie band on... again. It was amusing that it wasn't our destiny to go to Karaoke.
26th Mar
The highlight of that day.... we cooked soft tortillas. Adam went downtown and bought all the food stuffs. How very nice of him.
27th Mar
Ahhh... this was a funny day... well more so evening. Laura has a car which has no working battery and isn't insured or registered. She had it parked outside of the Security office for some reason for two weeks. Security told her she had to move the car coz it was a liability to the Centre or something. So we, her good friends, were charged with the duty of moving it into the underground parking under cover of dark. That part wasn't too bad because the car park we had to move the car to was situated downhill from its current location. The main problem we faced was the fact that the front left tire was practically encased in snow and ice. Kylie and Dan managed to sort of dig some of it out by kicking at it. Then we tried to push the car, which failed because we were laughing too much with thoughts of getting weird looks from people driving past. It also didn't help that there was a concert on that night and the car parks were virtually full.
The car wouldn't budge... till Dan got to the back, pulling the car from the rear door and kylie pushing from the front in a rocking action. I joined Kylie at the front while Adam took the other side of the car and pulled from the door. We were all elated when we managed to rock the car over its snowy prison and then the fun began of having Laura inside the car trying to manoeuvre it but she found it really hard and the break didn't work properly which we discovered whilst pushing the car down the hill to the car park. We got it into the car park and rolled it to the back where there was a tiny spot next to a badly parked car and a wall. Dan took mover, turning the car, while we pushed one way than th other as we tried to rock the car into a good position without hitting anything. While that was going on someone drove out of a more favourable parking spot so we moved the car to that spot instead, having Dan park it with the rear facing the wall. Cars in Canada only have number plates on the back. Go figure why.
28th Mar
Kylie and I woke up early and went to Staff Caff for breakfast, because this was the first time Adam had to work in there and we wanted to laugh at him. After a good breakfast we went to PDC and got on the Snowy Owl Powder Hound Express which would take us half an hour out of Canmore to a remote area where we could go dog sledding.
When we arrived at the location we walked past trucks full of dogs in cages, further down the trail where sleds had been set up. The people encouraged us to pat the dogs and give them as much love as possible, so we did.


After that we were given the talk about what to do and how to do it right. First and foremost was to never let go of your sled, because the dogs will know and take great enjoyment in running faster to kick you off the sled entirely. We got told the basic commands of 'Hike' being go, 'Easy' being slow down and 'Woah' being stop. It was also explained that the tone of voice was very important and that the dogs love getting encouragement. Also that when you go up hill you need to make an effort to help the dogs or they will hate you.
While the commands were being yelled out all the dogs were quiet and just sitting there, because they have all been doing it long enough to know that it was just a demo. But as soon as we all started moving to our sleds the dogs perked up and started barking and pulling in anticipation.
Kylie and I got put on a sled together. Our lead dogs were Avalon and Blaze. Then we had Firestar and at the back Schnookum and Rush, who were the brute workers and were the only actual huskies on our team. The other three dogs were cross breeds with all kinds of breed traits in them. Husky and greyhound as well as other things. It was explained to us that Huskies are like supermodels of the dog world. They look great but would rather sit around and be lazy, so dogs have been bread with traits that make them strong, durable and enjoy working.
I had to take driving the sled first and it was kind of nerve wracking but exciting too. We were right at the back, so we watched everyone else depart first. I didn't even have to say "Hike'. As soon as our sled was released from the tie the dogs ran off.

The next scary thing was stopping. Trying to estimate when to stop. We all halted at the beginning of 'poo hill', which is the first hill where most of the dogs decide to go to the toilet. We also got explained that if one of the dogs on your team stops to relieve themselves you have to stop the sled. Stand on the metal break and just wait till they all slow down. I stopped a bit too late, but it wasn't too bad.
After a few minutes we were off again, up the hill. I tried getting off the sled and running along but gave that up after a few seconds because they were moving too fast and just decided to take one foot off and push along. It is by far the safer option.
We went along like this, stopping and starting for the next half hour. Over a narrow wooden bridge, up and down slopes, around corners which you have to lean into so the sled doesn't topple over. My dogs were going too fast so I had to ride the break with one foot for a great deal. Whenever we came to a full halt I usually didn't have to yell 'Hike' to get them moving again, but when I did it was great. A rush of movement as the dogs powered up with a jolt.
After half an hour we stopped on a frozen lake where it was time to change over mushers. I got to sit inside the sled and rely on Kylie to have enough strength to stop and control the sled. Now that was scary. I got a really nice view as we ran along the lake, then back onto solid ground and continued to run along a river. We stopped and saw a Bald Eagle sitting atop a tree.

Kylie did alright though and really dog her feet in when it came to stopping, si I was safe :D




When we got back to the beginning of our trek it was really awesome. There were new sleds set up with a bunch of dogs, on either side. So we went down this corridor of excited barks and wagging tails. One of the people who worked there started jogging next to us, telling us to slow down and that he would stop and tie the sled down when we got to our station.


We spent the next 15 minutes walking back to where the bus would be. It took us 15 minutes because as we walked along we stopped and petted all the new dogs that had been brought out. Some of them were just so adorable. Especially two golden huskies I was petting for ages. One of them dropped to the ground and rolled over to get its belly scratched and the other started leaning against me when I stopped paying attention to it. Makes me miss my doggy.
When all of us had gotten the doggy love out of the way we were lead to a campfire where we could warm up with hot Cider and chocolate chip cookies because the bus came to pick us up and drop us off back home.
On the way back home I took photos of the mountains around Canmore.




I like this mountain.... it looks like there's a face of a bear on it. Ehehe!

We got back in time for lunch. It was short but a very good and fun activity. Kylie and I were both sort of sad that we didn't opt for the all day tour instead.
Later that evening we all went out for Tara's (an Aussie girl) birthday at The Irish Pub. It was packed but we got a table and had dinner there.
30th Mar
Kylie and I went back to Calgary, this time to go to Chinook Mall. The weather was nicer than last time we went to Cagary, it was warmer and just all in all more enjoyable. We bought new clothes and just enjoyed being amongst non remote civilisation. Chinook Mall is really funky. There is this large T-Rex skeleton made entirely out of metal. It looks like some sort of steam punk dinosaur. And at the top, hanging from the ceiling is a large contraption with strange trains and planes which move around in a circle. There's also a Merry-Go-Round. I took photos of the Dinosaur on my phone because we didn't think we'd need our cameras. You always need a camera when you think you won't. Remember that, kids.
So that is everything that had been happening in March. By far the most activity filled month we've had.
This entry is over 6000 words now so I am going to stop, and have an April entry up when April ends :p
As of right now Kylie and I have less than a month left of work, And then we will head off to New York City, Toronto and Vancouver Island, for two weeks before coming back home.
I'm so glad the trip is almost over, ehehehe!
Later Days!!!